the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
be nice to me, bitches.
I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong
“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah